A couple of all time favorite full frontal feet up chair spreads!

The HMS Headlopper (His massive ship) was tied up at port a young blond wench was standing on the dock looking at the massive ship. She gallantly approached the ship and asked permission to come aboard. The good captain asked the sapphire eyed young blond wench what she wanted aboard the HMS Headlopper. I'm looking to sail the seven seas with a seasoned captain and make a name for myself. The good captained eyed the young wench and decided she would serve well aboard the HMS Headlopper.
He ordered her below to stand the captain inspection in his quarters.
When he arrived below she sat with a confident look knowing she could pass any captains grueling inspection and the captains mast. Her sapphire eyes glared at the captain as she disrobed for inspection.
As the good captain circled his newest shipmate aboard the Headlopper he was quite impressed with her. Her defiant look and stance beckoned him to call for general quarters in his quarters and man his battle station.
As they prepared to do battle she thought to herself that maybe she had set her sights a little to high in life. First she had to survive the upcoming, prolonged, and intense battle below decks with the good captain. As she got ready for action stations she quietly thought to herself. Maybe I would be happy rowing a canoe on a peaceful lake with the good captain of the HMS Headlopper. She thought to herself about the warmth of a campfire in the woods near the peaceful lake and cuddling next to the good captain in his travel trailer near the lake.
From the logs of the good captain of the HMS Headlopper

VERY good work, indeed...!